Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Speaking of Frank Tuesday....

Here is a Frank Tuesday classic. The links to the other reports works so check them out.

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down and dirty, real dirty

The eveing started with early cocktails at a wonderful establishment called Pat Murphy's. After some debate over where the orginal e-mail said the meeting place was we decided to hell with the poor suckers that hadn't shown up. If they wanted to race they could play catch up. After a few rounds and some admireing of Zeke's Playboy shirt we were ready to ride low turn out or not...we have raced with fewer...more beer for us. We (Travis, Dr. Greg, Mr. Young, and Zeke) hopped on our steads and headed for the trees while our fearless race promotor and a couple of spectators (thanks Karen and Shelly!!) headed for the car and the start/finish line.We barley got into the woods when Travis called a halt and dug in to his bag for our first offical race beer...PBR of course. Mike headed back to the lot to check one last time for straglers and came back with Aaron and his lovley wife Nicky. After a well deserved tounge lashing and a beer for being late we set off for the start.At the start we were given the low down... each lap you get a card...you need to get five cards...you can trade your card if you slam a beer...new cards come only from riding laps...each lap you slam a beer. Sounds easy enough and there was pleanty of beer, Brian dragged in a whole keg for our enjoyment.There was now a total of six racers, we had a couple of beers and we were off! The loop was relativly short and crossed over it self a couple of times. We got off to a fast start but into the first techinal section travis decided to become a human road block so mike and i were forced to dipactch he and his bike into the woods. After a quick couple of laps and getting two shitty cards I began to wonder if anyone else was ridding complete laps. It crossed it self several times and the only place I was running in to any one else was at the beer stop. After all Frank Teusday races don't exactly have a firm set of rules except run what you brung and no whining.By this time I am feeling a little buzzed and decide the next two laps would be a little shorter. Not wanting to get back to the beer stop too soon I spent some time laying next to the trail siping on a luke warm PBR and smoking a little somein somin. By my forth lap we were all getting a little hammered. Travis had all but given up the race and was laying in the grass with a beer. Beer stops were getting longer and longer. Bikes started getting swaped around... little derby here and there...suddenly Dr. Greg rides by NAKED! BEER BEER BEER BEERBEERBEERBEERBEERBEER...Three nice sets of breasts(thanks dana, karen, and nicky!!!!!) oh yeah TUBE TOPS!!!One lap to go!!I grap the first avaible bike (trav didn't need his anymore) and I was off at a full sprint bouncing off trees for the last complete lap. It was time for the moment of truth the showing of the cards. I manged to get a good hand (I'm not sure how..nudge,nudge,wink wink) I put on my best poker face and waited. I looked like we had a winner and Bam! I laid out my hand...a full house 10 through ace of clubs. Zeke wins!! I had my victory beer, recived my trophy, and then it was time for the victory lap....NAKED.Ripping through the woods with no light, really buzzed and naked is somting every one should try. Very invirgorating. Once back at the start/finish it was time for beer beer beer and bikes in trees & pictures( I have heard of them but not seen them). We decide it was time to go and hauled what was left of the keg out and headed back to PM bar. There we decened on the quite pre close bar like the pack of crazy drunks that we were and ran in to a former Frank Teuseday race champion Schuster who looked perplexed as 10 people tried to tell him at once what he had missed. A few rounds were ordered and every one headed home. so...beer is goodriding buzzed is betterluke warm PBR and a little somein somin is better than trail mixbreasts are nice tube tops rule riding naked rocks...right greg?

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