Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Appropriate dinner attire? Yes.

I got a new T-shirt in the mail today and happily strutted around the house in it admiring how happy I was with it.
Its the new AHTBM "I'm Fucked up. What are you?" shirt. Not that I needed another black T-shirt but I like to support what my friends do.
Statements & Questions


After a bit I realized that maybe wearing a shirt with the word FUCKED on the front might not be appropriate for dinner tonight with the Keithly's at our favorite Taco Tuesday haunt.

Thats when I remembered this other snazzy number I had buried in a drawer from Pink Bike.
Now that is very appropriate dinner wear.
Front

I remember when I got this shirt back in... 2003? I wore it out one night with my girlfriend to dinner. Much like me she thought it was funny. The other folks at the Chinese buffett didn't seem to think so.
I got up to go refill my plate and upon my return my g-friend was doing all she could to keep from bursting out laughing. I guess as I was re-filling my plate she overheard the table behind ours say: "Oh my god. Did you read his shirt?!"

Now being me I think the shirt is fantastic. But I guess I could see how some people might be shocked and offended. But that is part of the fun, isn't it?

BackYou kinda have to understand the context. Its a shirt about full suspension down hill rigs. The 7 inches being the amount of rear travel. The back of the shirt even has a very phallic looking rear shock on it.
Fun stuff.

This whole fun with T-shirts thing also made me realize how may T-shirts I have. I've got a lot. And by a lot I mean A LOT!
So many in fact that I'm gonna get out the camera and take some photos tonight for a new Flickr set appropriately titled T-Shirts.
And yes I know. I'm a dork. Funny things happen when you waste away a perfectly beautiful day inside.

Time to go get a taco.

Friday, January 21, 2011

"Thats probably the most ignorant blog I've ever done in my life. Besides the other ones."

With allegations of Lance Armstrong's doping back in the news (don't think they've ever really went away) stories are popping up again.
Everyone has an opinion.
This video from video blogger The Real MrNikbagtv AKA "The Blogaholic" has been making the rounds.
Although I don't necessarily agree with him its just too damn funny not to spread around some more.

Some of my favorite quotes:
"Anybody from the hood knows who rides bikes everywhere... Crackheads."
"He's American. I'm American. What American's do? We do drugs."
"Why would you ride a bike sober?"
"Thats probably the most ignorant blog I've ever done in my life. Besides the other ones."